Come And Get It

dolphinboy89:

i’m really sensitive for a selfish asshole

justlearningasigo:

JESUS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CHRIST

wingsofwarriors:


anemia:

that door lick omg

"maybe if i give it kissies it’ll let me through"
Hahaha nice try

wingsofwarriors:

anemia:

that door lick omg

"maybe if i give it kissies it’ll let me through"

Hahaha nice try

pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

happiest:

whats with parents and comparing you with other peoples kids………

pizza:

real-gifs:

au8:

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21 Things You Might Not Know About Jurassic Park. #8 Blew My Mind.
This Is The Most Entertaining Way To Pass Time On The Train
13 Amazing Photos of THINGS CUT IN HALF!
The 21 Most Ridiculous Infomercial GIFs. #How Do I Life
This Is Why Photoshop Was Invented. Meet Benedict Cumbercats.
14 Reasons To Love Pope Francis. What A Great Human Being.
Here Are 13 Random Acts Of Kindness That Will Make Your Day.
14 Celebrities That LOOK LIKE MATTRESSES
11 Celebrities That Might Be Time Travelers
12 Weirdly Awesome Things Inside This Guy’s Beard
20 Reasons Fat Cats Are Undeniably The Best Cats
The Best Movies Coming Out This Year
Hand Drawn Art You Won’t Believe Is Real!

Well


why did this come up right as i was starting homework wtf

officialalltimelow:

I picked joining Tumblr and staying active on here because: 

  1. I’m not attractive enough to be a Youtuber
  2. Not popular enough for twitter
  3. Facebook is dumb

oomshi:

please watch your fucking language

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

sollux:

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

kanyewesticle:

do you ever see someone looking at you in public and you think they might be checking you out then you remember that you’re you

doisurpriseyou:

meowmagicianpia:

The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

This isn’t a stage, it’s a lifestyle.

holyviners:

Imagine your fave pushing you up against a wall, grinding his hips into yours and breathing against your neck.

"I’m gonna make you feel so good" He would moan, attaching his lips to your neck.